When You Wish Upon a Podcast

16 - The Story of Robin Hood and His Merrie Men

April 15, 2016

Not the popular movie about Robin Hood. Topical episode – US Tax Day 2016 is right around the corner! Game/Lesson – Where do the US income taxes go?! Donald Drumpf wants to build a wall. Off to fight the Crusades. Find a bad penny and you’ll find two!. Worst flirting method ever. Farewell old clodhopper! Hey queen, can you babysit my nearly adult daughter? Classic bad guy sketchy meeting. Our dad’s version of taxes – far more intrusive than income tax. The father splits the arrow? Why no tiebreaker?! Useless death scene. Minstrel the plot change guy. Phil was Robin Hood for Halloween (thanks mom for making my costume!) Dangerous and flawed messaging system. Business growth - hire new people to collect money to pay for those new people. Bridge crossing/fight scene – meeting Little John – hit each other with foam sticks. They had a quick B, B standing for battle. Friar Tuck – a weirdo singing to himself. Weirdos who sing by the river are in charge of it. Forced piggyback river crossings. Survivor - make alliances, drop alliances, move on. Best accounting system – a knife on a wooden table. Would Prince Phil help pay the ransom to get Queen Amanda back? Least convincing disguise – nothing like Arya Stark. Fighting the fakers. Forced soup. Green on green matching outfits. If you don’t know who Robin Hood is, you’re an alien. Regardless of his intentions, he’s a criminal. A new Robin Hood inspired clothing line – Perfectly Ragged. Random background guy prancercizing around. Is Bernie Sanders a modern day Robin Hood? When you see someone doing something wrong, try to change it. We toot our own horn. Next episode – Peter Pan.